vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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proportioned-prospitians:

I like my men like I like my maple syrup 

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.


holy shit that’s insane

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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